29 + ONE!

I will soon be turning the dreaded 30 years old...for all of you who have been the brunt of my "old people jokes"...I AM SORRY!

Before all of you have the chance, I will answer a few questions...

Yes, I have made funeral arrangements.
Yes, I have sent in my paper work for AA RP.
Yes, I have received my free brochure for a little rascal scooter.
No, I do not have GRAY hair
No, I do not dye my hair either, other than that one time when I was in High School.
No, I will not be buying a sports car...I'd rather a Truck!
Yes, I have already noticed the "Spare Tire," actually I think I may have TWO!

I know most of you think that turning 30 isn't soo bad...but most of you have been telling yourselves that for a few years...I guess I'll start to believe it someday also.