There's a Doctor in the House

This evening my daughter Ella informed that Polly pocket just got married and would soon be having a baby.... I must admit I was very happy that she put those events in just that order.
Our conversation didn't stop just yet.... before I proceed I'd have to say either she has gone to a few too many appointments with Mommy or has watched a few too many "A Baby Stories" on TLC. She very accurately told me that the baby would come out "down there" and then added not so accurately... or so I've been told... that it would not hurt! She also went as far as to share details about taking deep breaths and pushing.... What have we done to this child? Can you imagine the phone calls we'll get from her pre-school teacher this year? I am sure glad she didn't ask how that baby got there... hopefully I'll be out of town for that dissertation.